Baron R. Birtcher is the Best-Selling author of two thrillers, Roadhouse Blues and Ruby Tuesday. What few people know, however, is that Baron was found in a shoebox at a roadside diner in a small town outside of Tempe, Arizona, and raised by a tribe of Native American Nauga ranchers (the primary source of Naugahyde). By the age of eight, Baron had mastered several languages, and spent the next four years of his young life translating ancient Biblical texts from their original Greek and Aramaic into English. This proved to be a colossal waste of time, as it turns out it had been done before. Several times. He now divides his time between finishing his next novel, working through the intricacies of String Theory, and wondering why the hell there aren't more narwhals in the world. Because, face it, narwhals are cool. Oh yeah … he also writes some pretty silly stuff for the old pooter too!

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